O Holy Night... (The Near Theme Song)

[slaughterurwrld]

My lameness is brightly SHIIIIIIIINING!!!

I am a player...that sucks at my ROLLLLLLLE!

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII can't take a JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!

BECAUUUUUUUUUUUSE I suck at CRAAAAAAAACK GAMES!!

OH WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY won't people PLAYYYYYYYYYYYY WITH ME!!

Oh niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....when Near sucked asssss!!!

Oh Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii suck

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[pink_retard]

CHARLIE!!!

[slaughterurwrld]

Oh you lovable little pink fluff of mental marshmallow!

[pink_retard]

Charlie!

[pink_retard]

Charlie!

[pirate_beau]

...Are you a demon?

[pink_retard]

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

[blue_retard]

DEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!

[pirate_beau]

AHHHH!! SPEAKING UNICORNS!!

[blue_retard]

Charlie, are you coming with us to Candy Mountain???????

CHARLIE!!!

[pink_retard]

BUBBLEGUM!!!

[blue_retard]

SPANDEX!!!!