Comments | slaughterurwrld: Look Who I Found!

slaughterurwrld

Look Who I Found!

May 13, 2009 21:33

Look who I managed to snag! I didn’t think he’d still be alive inside that bright white plane of doom but apparently he’s more resilient than I give his twiggy little race credit. Since I’m on a ship with a military nut and an emo swordsman, I figured adding Justice Boy into the mix would make things more entertaining to me. Thing needed a ( Read more... )

richard, cale

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noroom4failure May 14 2009, 04:51:36 UTC

There are flowers in Wing Zero's joints.

slaughterurwrld May 14 2009, 04:52:40 UTC

Sounds like a personal problem to me.

noroom4failure May 14 2009, 04:53:50 UTC

You did this.

slaughterurwrld May 14 2009, 04:57:19 UTC

I fail to see how.

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slashu2pieces May 14 2009, 05:46:29 UTC

Chrysanthemums.

How has he not passed out from that?

slaughterurwrld May 14 2009, 05:59:44 UTC

Who knows, maybe his head will spontaneously combust. It'd be like a giant, bloody popcorn kernel!

slashu2pieces May 14 2009, 06:21:35 UTC

As long as his head spontaneously combusts somewhere where it won't inconvenience the rest of us.

slaughterurwrld May 14 2009, 06:24:43 UTC

So like where...on your bunker?

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the_good_elf May 15 2009, 05:16:12 UTC

[WABASHOO!]

YOUR SPELL HAS RUINED ME!

slaughterurwrld May 15 2009, 07:18:42 UTC

Oh you'll get over it. I told you things could have side effects. Would you prefer the plane of white existence again?

the_good_elf May 15 2009, 09:44:04 UTC

[BLEGHESHOO]

No, of course not, but still.

slaughterurwrld May 15 2009, 21:41:05 UTC

Then there's always other side effects to consider. Possible dismemberment, disfigurement, gender changes, racial changes (you could have ended up as a Gnome), become clinically insane and a psychotic murderer (I would have enjoyed that)...let's see, what else...

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tapdancinskelly May 15 2009, 20:57:10 UTC

You seem like the type of fellow that might have been interested in that crystal shard with the souls of a hundred gold fish I had a while back. Yohohoho!

slaughterurwrld May 15 2009, 21:36:25 UTC

Gold fish seem a bit too benign to be useful, but I'm sure I could get a priest to conjure up some resurrection spells that would glean a chuckle.

tapdancinskelly May 15 2009, 21:41:21 UTC

But think of the possibilities of Zombie gold fish! Why you could have an under sea undead army in no time! Yohohoho!

slaughterurwrld May 16 2009, 00:41:26 UTC

The only useful thing you can do with gold fish are to flush them down the toilet. Let's aim higher, shall we?

Why not Zombie Dolphins?

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