Baby Juice & You!

[slaughterurwrld]

I finally found one for that juice box chick on how to make my specialty juice preference. Since baby juice isn’t really a commodity item you can pick up at the market (unless you're in Undercity), let me introduce you to the thing I use to get that vitamin rich lab test juice jar for you:

The Baby Juicer 9000!

Comments

[segnato]

[segnato]

... What the hell.

[slaughterurwrld]

Oh look! You're the perfect size!

[segnato]

... I don't think so.

[noroom4failure]

Your lack of technological knowledge will impede missions.

Coke Zero is still an unauthorized code name. It will be ignored.

[slaughterurwrld]

Your only missions involve taking out juice box straws and the red-headed emo boy. If my lack of knowledge on straws and whiners impedes your missions then you suck at your job.

[noroom4failure]

Speaking of missions, if you continue to kidnap children I will destroy the boat.

[slaughterurwrld]

What? I'm creating food rations.

[chameleongun]

What, no pulp?

[slaughterurwrld]

That's the Baby Blender 6500 you're thinking of.

[chameleongun]

Really? My apologies.

[slaughterurwrld]

No worries, it's easy to confuse the two. The juicer is more about extraction and pickling whereas the blender will simply frappe the baby bits into a smoothie-like consistency. I make a mean Toddler Tartar sauce with it, but Bom-chicka-wow-wow boy is annexing me from the kitchen as we speak.

[pinzutimebomb]

 

[slaughterurwrld]

Oh look, a talking egg.

....wait a minute. You seem vaguely familiar.

[pinzutimebomb]

Richard juice babies?!

[slaughterurwrld]

Er...yes?

[onewithwild]

Baby juice? What? Why?

[slaughterurwrld]

♫ Because it's tasty and nutritious? ♪♫

[onewithwild]

Aren't there better preys?

[slaughterurwrld]

Every prey is a good prey! But babies have a certain scrumptiousness about them that I can't resist!