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May 18, 2005 17:32

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brad_corp May 18 2005, 21:36:52 UTC
1. If you can be any kind of characters in Star Wars, who/what will you be?

Pfff, Jedi. Next.

2. If you were a Jedi, what will be your choice of colour for your lightsaber?
Green.

3. If you were allowed to have any vehicle in Star Wars as your personal transport, what would be your ideal choice?
Good answer, Rae, Millenium Flacon (why? Duh, It's the ship that did the Kessels Run in twelve par-secs. Idiots.)

4. If you were a Jedi Master, who will you chose to be your Padawan?
From the movie...I'd chose Luke, so that when I die, I could say, "Use the Force Luke" and then, later on, I'd get to hang out with Yoda and Anakin and we'd all be blue.

5. What would you do if you were an Ewok and a hungry Wookie confronted you?
I'd probably smell him, say "num-nuk" and then lead him in to a trap and then eat him.

6. If you were a Padawan, and you know one day you will betray the Jedi Order and turn to the Darkside, who will you prefer to be your Jedi Master?Yoda - because he'd be cool enough to stop me before I did it. Together we'd ( ... )

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ibejetblack May 18 2005, 22:24:35 UTC
We're all pitiful, pitiful star wars geeks.

Does anybody else run around squeeing over Timothy Zahn's star wars books?

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brad_corp May 19 2005, 06:50:10 UTC
the Han solo trilogy is easily material to masterbate too.
Fuck those tell some good stories.
Those were by A.C Crispin, from memory.

I've read the first four or so of the X-wing Saga.

What I said before, about Boba Fett, Pretty certain that's in 'Tails from the Moss Eisley Cantina.'

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brad_corp May 19 2005, 07:46:01 UTC
When I was young...and, well...now, I always wanted a Light-dagger. As far as I know, they don't exist in the star wars world.
But, instead of using an entire crystal, I'd just use a fragment of one, so that the beam wouldn't be as long.

Then, when I got picked in Mos Eisley, I push the hilt of the light dagger in to someone's throat, then turn it on and the beam would come out the other side.

Fuck, yeah, I'd be cool.

Of course, it would be hard to make a light-dagger, because, as everyone knows, if the crystal is out of alignment, rather than channeling the raw energy in to a beam, the light sabre blows up, taking your hand with it. So, a fragment would be rather hard to align...but I'd be so kick arse in the ways of the force, I could do it...and I'd also turn it on from a distance of 50 metres using my jedi mind powers.

I'm such a fucking nerd. :(

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ibejetblack May 19 2005, 12:50:33 UTC
Well you need the skills of jedi training to build the sabre to begin with. So you'd just better be damn good. There was a character in one of the novels who built a sabre which would double in length due to a second crystal.

A light dagger sounds like something Mara Jade would have.

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ilostmyselftome May 20 2005, 05:54:59 UTC
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