Sal sat on the bench a full 10 minutes before noticing the car pull into the parking lot. He was teporarily blinded by the vibrant color from his location directly across from the drive in entrance, but that wasn't what concerned him. He had sat in this tiny grotto boxed in by the motel and the furniture store for almost 15 years now ( Read more... )

Horray! I now have two friends! And you do not! But that is because you probably have more then ( Read more... )

As I discussed in my last posting, the time when humans traditionally mark the coming of a new year had just passed, but I was unaware that this seemed fitting for Robot Superior Alpha 19 to impart "life-expierance" upon newly created bots that he was to program. There are many diffrent ways of a new bot to acquire this knowledge, but the lesson ( Read more... )

Today i was informed by Robot superior Alpha 19 that there has been enough sun cycles to constitue a year. The robots, of course, have no use for dates, or keeping time for that matter, but simply keep track of ithas an homage to the human weakness that was key in the robotic takeover: sleep. It was natrual then that when they had successfully ( Read more... )

You ever have one of those days where you just can't put up with mining red hot ore naked? You wake up and you think, man its gonna suck to part with the top three layers of my skin. But then you realize today is special, today is diffrent, today i will claim as mine! Today is that day. Today is LiveJournal creation day.