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Jul 09, 2009 22:51

[voice -- filtered against Drusilla]

Hey, folks of Luceti. Lucetians? Lucetitarians? Oh, whatever.

[Sounds of rustling; Buffy clears her throat.] I need a priest--is anyone here a priest? Or know a priest? I need someone who can bless things. Watery things. Oh, and maybe a few crosses. It's sort of urgent. I'll supply the crosses and the water, ( Read more... )

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[voice] andallaretrue July 10 2009, 02:09:35 UTC

I may be able to help wit' dat, but I do not know what our captors have lef' me wit'.

[voice] slaying July 10 2009, 02:12:28 UTC

Help would be beyond fantastic. What I'm looking for is something in the way of holy water. Back home, it was just as easy as hitting up the local church with a cute little steeple-shaped bottle. Here? Not so much.

[voice] andallaretrue July 10 2009, 02:13:41 UTC

A strange thing to be asking for.

An' dere would need to be a payment.

[voice] slaying July 10 2009, 02:17:30 UTC

Strange is the name of the game, all around. Strange problems lead to strange requests.

[Sharp intake of rbeath.] Well, considering the extreme coinlessness of this world, what do you have in mind in terms of payment?

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[Voice] amber_arcangel July 10 2009, 02:16:15 UTC

Umm...I'm an angel, but I don't really know if I know how to bless things...

I guess I could try ...

[Voice] slaying July 10 2009, 02:19:29 UTC

[Angel? Well, colour her curious.]

Like, flowing robes and golden harps and the address in Heaven?

[Voice] amber_arcangel July 10 2009, 02:21:39 UTC

They're not really flowing robes, and I don't think I've ever seen anybody playing a golden harp, but yes I live in Heaven!

[Voice] slaying July 10 2009, 02:24:53 UTC

[She clears her throat again, like trying to unclog the awkward lodged in her esophagus. Heaven. She was there, once.]

Well, if that's the case? Sounds like you come with the right creds. I mean, if priests can bless water and it works, then I imagine an angel has got to be higher up on the holy hierarchy than them.

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[voice] flared July 10 2009, 04:42:15 UTC

Well now that's an odd request. Even for here.

[voice] slaying July 10 2009, 12:45:31 UTC

What can I say? I like to make a concerted effort to be the oddest duck, no matter where I am.

[Oh, the sarcasm!]

[voice] flared July 10 2009, 22:41:55 UTC

Such a valiant effort.

[voice] slaying July 11 2009, 01:28:05 UTC

Valiant? Really? [A laugh.] Fabulous.

[Voice] mydadsthedoctor July 10 2009, 05:33:49 UTC

What's all the urgency?

[Voice] slaying July 10 2009, 12:46:26 UTC

I need it to get rid of an unwelcome guest. Or, rather, an unwelcome potential guest. Think of it like preemptive extermination.

[Voice] mydadsthedoctor July 10 2009, 14:46:01 UTC

Who?

[Voice] slaying July 10 2009, 15:24:23 UTC

A pers--[not a person, Buffy]--someone named Drusilla.

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cullen_blood July 10 2009, 13:50:15 UTC

[Congratulations, you've caught his attention again. He's actually interested enough to not make fun of her for the holy water and cross thing. Well, for now.]

If you find one, would you refer them to me?

slaying July 10 2009, 13:53:42 UTC

[And her attention is caught in return. Her special, skeptical attention.]

And an undead vampire guy would need a priest, why?

cullen_blood July 10 2009, 13:54:58 UTC

Bella and I are getting married in less than a month. We need someone to marry us.

slaying July 10 2009, 13:58:50 UTC

And you think that a priest is going to be all hunky-dory with performing a vampire's nuptials? Opt for a civil servant, Edward--they're less likely to go all Father Karras on you.

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