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i'm out last night and i meet this guy, right? great guy, we're having a cool time, having some drinks. so afterward i go back to his place. and i'm fucking him, right? i mean really giving it to him. then afterwards i'm zipping up, ready to split, right? and the guy wants to cuddle...what a fag, eh?

i'm starting to wonder if people actually read this drivel.

when i was little, i remember a kid who had an imaginary friend. now that i'm wiser about such things, i wonder if he meant he had a friend that he met on the internet. when does someone online become "real"?

ha ha ha. a funny word just popped into my head. diarrhea.