• met amazing friends who listen to my fears
• started cosmetology school
• got fucked by a porn star (it was awesome)
• fell in lov
• learned how good I am at hair

but it's not KITH.

Yes! When I get home from NY, KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park will be here for me on DVD!

I know I have the worst taste in movies ever, but... I just can't wait. Which is good, because I just hate when a girl says wait-wait-wait! I really want her by my side don't hesitaaaate.

I'm a loser.

Thanks for busting the window out my car and stealing my CDs. 1: You can't sell them anywhere in town, and if you try to, I've already called all the places. 2: I really hope you get AIDS. 3: One of those CDs was given to me by someone who's dead. I hope you crash your car and get run over by a city bus. Do you know what you stole from me? How ( Read more... )

I have got to start getting my hair cut BEFORE I lose my shit and run into the bathroom with kitchen scissors. It looks much better, though.

TO: John Mandraccia Sawmill Intermediate School (Grade 3-5 ( Read more... )

oh yes, he did.
Yeah, I'm working on a new sonnet. I think it's quite good so far.
1) that fucker. HOW DARE he make me resort to something I enjoy and am rather good at? Oh, fuck him, fuck, him, fuck HIM.
2) I'll be working on it at least all week, but I may as some of yall to look at it when I'm done.
Oh, that FUCKER.

I want to get a print of asofterworld for my place. I can't choose ( Read more... )

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Favorite Maiden Albums: Piece of Mind Powerslave ( Read more... )

Uhhh...

BRIANMBENDIS: we are the beatles of nazi zombie murder and we are all in seattle

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