Happy 27th birthday, self.

It'd be pretty cool if someone bought you pizza today, huh?

The setbacks don't hit as hard anymore.

The depths I can reach are getting shallower.

My eye is always on the prize now.

I know where I go wrong, and I learn from my mistakes.

I will not tolerate failure.

I'm going to get what I want, because I deserve it.

The gods are smiling upon me today.

I got approved for unemployment and I found a copy of the book I have to write a report on that's due Wednesday.

Yay!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST.

FUCK YEAH.

My favorite band ever, ALL, played a show last night. Their first in four or five years.

Scott Reynolds sang.

I was not there. :(

But, at least it happened.

I applied for unemployment today.

Between financial aid and unemployment(if I qualify), I might just say a fuck a job until this semester is over.

Probably not the wisest idea, but at least I'm in school. And I've actually been doing homework and not procrastinating like a motherfucker.

We'll see.

I want a magical bottle of orange juice that never runs out and never goes bad.

I really, really, REALLY like orange juice.

Yup.

92% Dennis Kucinich
91% Mike Gravel
74% John Edwards
73% Joe Biden
72% Chris Dodd
69% Barack Obama
68% Hillary Clinton
64% Bill Richardson
33% Ron Paul
32% Rudy Giuliani
23% John McCain
17% Mike Huckabee
17% Mitt Romney
15% Tom Tancredo
8% Fred Thompson

2008 Presidential Candidate Matching Quiz

Merry fucking Christmas.

This year alone:

Broken ipod.
Busted out window.
Lost/stolen glasses.
Stolen coat.

I either need to lay off the sauce or live in a state of constant paranoia with a gun or sword and all my worldly possessions on me at all times.