What does it all mean, anyway?

[sleestak]

My LJ pathology goes a little something like this: I'm inspired to write an entry, but I haven't responded to comments from my previous one and consider it rude to begin writing something new until I do. (At this point, the valid question would be why I didn't simply respond in a prompt manner, thus avoiding any breach of etiquette. I really,

Comments

[sleestak]

Comment neuroses is sweeping the Internet! It's like the Bird Flu, but far more contagious.

If it goes over well, I'll make the vagina slang a series. I found a website compiling euphemisms from throughout history, and am stunned what a cavernous mine of inspiration it's been for me. ("Cavernous mine of inspiration", by the way, is NOT one of phrases on the list.)

The AM hype has been pretty crushing over here, meaning it must be unbearable on your side of the Atlantic. We'll see if the album lives up to the promise of the early singles.

[truckerr]

"Cavernous mine of inspiration", by the way, is NOT one of phrases on the list.

It most definitely should be.

[sleestak]

Write-ins are always welcome!

[danisse]

I don't care for Eva, but that "At the Club" song was funny. Now, it'll probably get stuck in my head.

[sleestak]

I'm negative-to-indifferent about her, but I admire how game she was on SNL. The club diva was definitely the highlight in an otherwise weak episode.

It's stuck in my head now! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[_wizzard_]

Damn it, none of those Belle and Sebastian dates work. You will have to ogle Stuart's arms extra for me.

[sleestak]

I will, but it certainly won't be the same without you!

[pastahero]

A beach date with my daughter ended with a demonstration of the duality of existence inspired by a really tight pair of jeans.

So you spotted a cameltoe?

I've got an email neurosis of sorts. I've responded to only two people's emails in the past month. This week I might have to snort some Vivarin and stay up all night writing back to people.

[sleestak]

No cameltoe, but I saw an ass that I would have followed to the ends of the earth.

The biggest dilemma to me is that I WANT to stay in touch and would hate to give the impression that I don't appreciate (nay, crave) comments and e-mails. What's the root of this communication paralysis?!

Girls at my high school used to snort Vivarin. That shit can't be good for you.

[sammyh]

That first paragraph sums up my LJ "thing" completely. You probably have some idea of how guilty I feel re: comments left unreplied, and I have those in what possibly number the zillions. I try to reply comments before I write a new entry, but it doesn't always happen. I don't know. I'm an attention whore who is sort of afraid of getting attention. Because then I don't know what to do with it.

ANYWAY. Yay, a Slee-post!

♥

[sleestak]

I'm an attention whore who is sort of afraid of getting attention.

A-frickin'-men.

Our chat last night made me incredibly happy. Thanks, darling. :)