Parsing Paris: An Exercise in Obvious Humor

[sleestak]

In a surprise move that brought an end to the media blackout surrounding the story, my internet headlines today made passing reference to the current situation in which Ms. Paris Hilton finds herself.  I'll offer some commentary on the article

Comments

[zooby]

Hopefully her message will get through to younger people who may not have considered that being sentenced to prison might actually lead to feelings of confinement - like one's freedom of movement has been taken away from them.

I am dying here. You sir, are funny!

[la_sonnambula]

Oh Paris. Most of the world have already seen your playhouse.

This is hilarious stuff, Slee. More celeb parsing. More!

[islandcreature]

1) I just finished reading the most bizzare thing about The Motel 6 girl.

I just don't know...

She's one of those people, like a 1999-2005 Jennifer Lopez; they don't really exist without the media spotlight. If they're not in tabloids, they just kind of...disappear. What is Ms Lopez doing now? Exactly.

(Did you ever get the excerpt from Beutiful Joe that I sent you a while back?)

[kaytethinks]

Hee. I feel enlightened and educated.

[edda]

BWAHAHAHA!!!