i couldn't meet new girls if i walked around with dead babies on my chest and a warning that interacting with me will kill your ability to have kids

last night, i took a break to smoke shisha. It was really cool, i was chilling outside and you could make out 3 stars and all of a suden 3 white birds flew on top of em

why do teachers assign papers that are too big for staples?
Why has the staple industry not responded to this shortcoming?

Paperclips just don't cut it.

question, should i drink warm diet coke or cold coffee ( Read more... )

http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/thesimpsonsmovie/teaser/

Finally.
Taking a break from studying, guiltily watching who wants to be a muchmusic vj despite the fact i care little for muchmusc or vj's. I'm cheering for Tim.
I feel something on my earing and lo and behold an ant is crawling on me.
I go to the computer, spider on the computer. I leave the room, 2 spiders outside.

i just drank on the canadian gov'ts money ( Read more... )

I've been gettin an email every 10 minutes (not to mention every time someoen sends a letter through amnesty i get it twice right now). I'm also getting emails from tara stand related stuff as well as emails from this woman in bolivia who i'm trying to convince to hire me next year. Meanwhile, i'm trying to summarize readings and finish a paper on ( Read more... )

howdy ( Read more... )

lamely enough, i'll be 'dj-ing' this show (and by that, i was asked to put togetehr mixes for people to dance to), so come on down, make a request for a song and support a good cause ( Read more... )