http://www.northiowanews.com/articles/2006/01/15/news/news/news01.txt

I owe everything I've ever done and will ever do in law enforcement to this man. And he was a damn good friend, to boot.

NP: Alice in Chains "Don't Follow"

It was about an hour after leaving the Metrodome we found out about Mike Tice being fired. At the risk of being melodramatic, this shit could have happened a week ago, to clinch '05 being the shittiest year of my life, instead of kicking off '06 on that foot.

Coach, where ever you wind up, I'll be cheering for you.

You gotta love it when your buddy's two year old leaves a message saying "Hey liberal. Hope you find a girlfriend, retard. I love you."

In the past 350-odd days, I've gone from picking out an engagement ring to starting over with an all new girl. I'm taking this as slowly as possible because I don't ever want to do the whole break up thing again. The Vikings went from Super Bowl favorites, to the toilet of the NFL, to fighting for a wild card spot. Part of the Red Sox Nation ( Read more... )

So do you all remember the scenes from Jackass/CKY where the guys were getting thrown from shopping carts after being slammed into the curb? We were doing that at work today with a garbage hamper into a dumpster full of cardboard. My foot is sprained to shit, which should make shifting my car a challenge for the near future.

Applebee's it is.

Because I didn't feel like hijacking Farlus' thread, here's what's happening with me lately ( Read more... )

I am never drinking again. Ever. There is absoluely nothing in this world that can make me put a beer bottle to my lips for the rest of my life.

Who the fuck am I kidding? I'll be ready again as soon as I can hold down Rolaids and water.

Shit, I figured my first day-after-Thanksgiving out of retail would be a nice, relaxing experience ( Read more... )

Stop reading this entry right now, and go see Jarhead.