1. There is no stranger feeling in the world than when you're watching one lesbian give another a rimjob in a porno, and you suddenly get blindsided by the overwhelming urge to take a shit, yourself. I'll never be that confused again.

2. I just watched the Transporter sober, and it's actually a pretty good movie.

See? Completely unrelated.

Erasmus James will be in training camp tomorrow. I'm relieved to hear this.

I halfway stole my subject line from Peter King of Sports Illustrated. But, he doesn't read this so I don't have to worry about getting sued ( Read more... )

Wow, Matt Hardy's WWE return was one of the greatest thing I've seen in the past five years of watching wrestling. If there hadn't been the ECW "invasion" the Monday before One Night Stand, I'd say it's the best, hands down. I'm still shocked by what I just saw, and I can honestly say something I haven't in a long time: I can't wait for Raw next

I've heard this song on various classic rock stations several times, but have never heard who sang it. All I know is the lyrics go "The sky is burning/and I think my soul is on fire."

So yeah, if anyone can tell me who it is, that'd be great. It's going on the next Iowa Road Trip CD.

EDIT: Bad Company "Burnin' Sky"

EA made a Batman video game that's good. We got our hands on a copy, and it's sweet. I thought the whole stealth/fear concept would suck balls, but it turns out to be really good. It also did a good job of getting me even more fired up for the movie, although it had a few spoilers in it. Despite that, it's well worth picking up for even the ( Read more... )

Yesterday I picked up the Stripes Extended Edition DVD. I had the original version, but I dig the movie so much, I picked up the new version and am giving my old copy to my dad ( Read more... )

My dad was able to score tickets to the Twins/Yankees series, so I got to go watch the Twins take two of three. Unfortunately, the two Yankees I actually give a shit about didn't start: Derek Jeter was out with a cold and Bernie Williams only pinch hit. I got to talk to Bernie before the game, though, and he was a really cool guy. I also got to ( Read more... )

Gentlemen, start your cycles.

So today I'm at work, not really paying attention when a good-sized black guy comes up to the counter to check out. He says he wants to reserve Madden 2006. My buddy asks for his first name, he says "Erasmus." My ears perked a little. My buddy asks for his last name: "James." Then it hits me who is in the store: the Vikings' 18th over-all pick ( Read more... )