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Sixth Portal
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ATTENTION ALL ROBOTS.
GO TO HELL AND DIE, FOREVER.
LOVE, CHELL.
P.S. IF YOU POP UP ON ME IN THE SHOWER AGAIN I WILL DROP CRATES ON YOU. -
Fifth Portal
If...
If that could never happen ever again, that would be great. -
Fourth Portal
...What the crap, I just broke my mop with my bare hands. What's going on? Jacuzzi, Jade, Neku- you guys okay?
The computer said something about... the cake. I knew it was too easy. Still totally worth it. I, uh, I think it might be a good idea not to eat anything else that randomly pops up...
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Wait. What? Uh. Who's there?
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Who is that!? I-I'm ( Read more... ) -
This Is Not Fair (Third Portal)
This is not fair.
This is not fair.
This is not fair.
This is not fair.
This is not fair.
This is not fair.
This is not fair.
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This is not fair.
[[Chell is sitting in front of the cake, staring at it wide-eyed, and repeating "This is not fair" like a mantra.]]
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Second Portal
[private, hackable, filtered away from The Computer]
Ick. This goo stuff is a little gross, and it gets everywhere, but at least it doesn't seem to be dangerous... yet. This stuff could be radioactive for all I know. Gotta be careful...
I just had to take a Research job, didn't I. This must be what they call Stockholm syndrome. Talk about your ( Read more... ) -
First Portal
oh my god oh my god ohmygod
she took the portal gun this is not happening this is not happening why would she take it shit shit shit
Alright, alright, alright. Deep breaths. I don't need the portal gun. I. Do not need. The portal gun. I will figure this place out and I will get out of here and you are not keeping me here again god dammit.
...What's ( Read more... )