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[slighted_stains]

How to Survive the Morning

o1. Coffee.

o2. Ignore this and its replicas.

o3. More coffee.

o3. Purify the network device and offer prayers for protection.

o4. Coffee again.

o5. ...

o6. Midday coffee.

Comments

[whoistheother]

You shouldn't drink that much coffee. It's not good for you.

It might stunt your growth.

[slighted_stains]

I am not the one who isn't allowed adult habits.

[whoistheother]

It can't be good for adults either.

1/2

[slighted_stains]

[Voice]

[childofsocal]

Right on!

[voice]

[slighted_stains]

I'm sorry. I'm afraid this isn't a good welcome for a newcomer.

[voice]

[childofsocal]

Hey, it's cool. I'm not that new. A few days. And I like coffee.

[eiremagic]

Yeah but are you going to survive that heart attack you're courting?

[slighted_stains]

This isn't a guide to surviving the entire day.

[eiremagic]

Is there more coffee in the afternoon?

[slighted_stains]

Sometimes.

[horrible_penny]

That's a lot of coffee. And how do you purify network devices?

Also, Subaru? I'm sorry about Halloween.

[slighted_stains]

It's better to leave both those issues aside.

[horrible_penny]

Oh. Okay.

I'm sorry, anyway.

[slighted_stains]

I would say you were probably more hurt than any of us.