I need to really teach my mouth to confer with my brain before... well, uh, mouthing off ( Read more... )

Whoooo! Two posts in one month! Aren't you all proud of me ( Read more... )

Just a quick note to all of you who aren't lucky enough to get free Internet. Or rather, those who don't get free FAST internet ( Read more... )

The last few months have been hell. I got a new computer, it decided that stability was not something it was interested in. That took me about two months to fix but now that it's done ( Read more... )

Since everyone else I know has done this, or one similar; I give you a MEME!

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I had to reinstall all of the stuff on my computer. Microsoft Office was one of them. It had been ages since I made a change to that program, so I didn't have all the prefs set right. This was made apparent when I made the discovery that Word damn near has an orgasm if you paste more than three words into your document ( Read more... )

Here is what happens when the idiot throngs get you down and you can vent by writing. Disturbing what spews forth from the dark evil parts of my mind, eh ( Read more... )

Fun with BabelFish translations. I've been trying to find out some info about this piece of Japanese software and have been forced to use Babelfish to translate the pages. As anyone who has ever used this service knows, you get some very humorous translations. This one just tickled my fancy, so I took a screen shot! Cut for your convienence, about ( Read more... )

I'm never going to use an ATM again.

**Note: Due to the nature of not being fully awake, I apologize ahead of time for bad grammar and spelling mistakes. My I...uhm, I mean, god have pity on me. He'd better, sitting up their all day leering at us...mumble murphna mrm...BAH ( Read more... )