Yellow bird's Yellow bird ( Read more... )

so im at work. and i havent seen a customer in an hour and a half. so i decided to google "ALEX ABELL". everyone should google themselves.. i found an old entry to netcult.org in which my occupation is "homeless bastard" that was back when my email was somatic@loveable.com ( Read more... )

you.. think.. you've got a good idea ( Read more... )

so yeah,

i don't know if anyone remembers my little drunken hit and run from a while back,

well instant karma got me.


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so i'm sitting here working, I ask this guy if he needs any help. and he is gross looking/smelling. I feel bad for people that cannot/will not take care of themselves. so he asks if i have a battery to fit in his tape recorder which looked like it was from the 70s. I open the battery casing and look to see what type of batteries it takes, and ( Read more... )

i couldnt make it past level 3

http://www.coorslight.com/iceswipe/

i love you daylight savings time!!!

i dont know if it is anyone that even reads this ( Read more... )

LJ Interests meme results

1. art:
   art imitates life imitates art.. UMM so yeah i read that somewhere and i was mesmerized for at least 3 minutes. i lika paint pictures. the female body is a piece of art. Art is all around us. It's interesting, dammit.
2. cake:
   i believe that the lack of capitilization here refers to my huge interest in the wonderful ( Read more... )

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