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She told me I looked sexy in my battery stained shorts..

I've realized the root of all pimple evil ( Read more... )

I keep running into dead ends ( Read more... )

She cut my hair so short...

I feel as if I just got out of boot camp.

Mmmmm...I have a feeling today is going to be......deliciously good.

Woke up late this morning and forgot to return my movie on time ( Read more... )

I rented Bowling For Columbine..
everyone keeps telling me how grea tof a movie this is...

if it sucks...i'm taking it out on. oreally77
what a nice girl that Andi is. :)

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500
employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse ( Read more... )

TOUGH QUESTION

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here
are
the facts about the three leading candidates.

Candidate A

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
martinis a day.

Candidate BHe was kicked ou t of office twice ( Read more... )