At the parking lot in a doctor's office on Wednesday I saw a following decal on some guy's pick-up (when I was pulling out, I saw the guy whose truck it was): "Why the hell should I press 1 for English?"

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In case you a. don't watch Jimmy Kimmel Live (and I don't) or b. have not seen these on YouTube, check them out. The humour is crude, but they're pretty funny (and look at all the celebrities in the second one).

Enjoy

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At work:

Customer: I really like your necklace, the Eiffel tower...I've always wanted to go to Italy
Me: * blank stare *

After two days of heaving and puking like crazy (started the day before yesterday, then puked three times yesterday and twice this morning), Trapper (the dog) puked out the culprit of his upset stomach - a whole glove that he ate the day before yesterday, I think (taking into account that the glove, or whatever that woolen-looking thing was, was ( Read more... )

90% John Edwards
90% Barack Obama
89% Hillary Clinton
87% Chris Dodd
83% Joe Biden
82% Bill Richardson
77% Dennis Kucinich
75% Mike Gravel
42% Rudy Giuliani
31% John McCain
26% Tom Tancredo
25% Mitt Romney
25% Mike Huckabee
14% Fred Thompson
9% Ron Paul

2008 Presidential Candidate Matching Quiz

I wonder what this year will bring ( Read more... )

I'm not really sure whether I was really that unnoticeable in high school or whether I have changed a lot (I'd like to think the latter, but I'm afraid it might be the former), but my high school English teacher, in whose class I was for two years in a row (my junior and senior years) did not recognize me as one of her students at the potluck at ( Read more... )

So far, this winter break has been very detrimental to my schedule - or what resembled any kind of schedule; we've been going to bed at 3 in the morning and getting up between noon and 13:00. Yesterday we had to go to Portland, so we thought that having slept for only five hours the night before (went to bed at the now-usual 3 in the morning and ( Read more... )

According to my mantra of "If I feel like crap today/if I flunk a test, at least I'll look good doing it", I dressed up today (dressed up as in tights, nice skirt, super-cute booties/pumps, white button-up and a trench -- really, quite a regular outfit, unless you live in Oregon and that's considered "dressing up" -- one of my very very few pet ( Read more... )