Smokey 1993-2006
10/31/06
May she purr in peace.

Your Birthdate: August 22
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THAT'S RIGHT POPEYE, I'M GIVING YOU A RUN FOR YOUR MONEY YOU CANNED SPINACH GOBBLING FREAK IMPOSTER OF A SAILOR!!!!
THAT'S RIGHT!!!
YOU HEARD ME!!!!!!
STEP UP BITCH, STEP UP!!!!!!!!!

mmmm....olive oil. I could drink it.

my hands are so cold my fingers don't work right. mostly my little fingers but all my joinnts in my hands are pretty janky right now. east coast weather < west coast. oh shti! it is 6am...i'm screwed for sleep. again.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo(to your mother)

cold = teh suck, but probably one of my preferred ways to die...you go numb.

there once was a boy named chris(topher),
who was made of soot and piss(ofer),
he had too much time,
thus created a rhyme,
and all he could think of was this(gopher);

sand paper,
vinegar,
salt,
and peppers,

lovely gift pack for the lepers,

take a ticket and stand in line,

pretty packet of pain,

with bitter red wine.

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my neck is tense, and i want to relieve it by smashing your face with it. the base of my skull, actually.

..at least my ears aren't ringing.

oh wait, they are.

people are still dying in luisiana.
i have nothing to complain about.

Andy Dick came in last night..with his publicist and friends. Perhaps his daughter/or underage girlfriend as well. Either way she checked me out.

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