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[slobberymongrel]

WANTED: BODYGUARD

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[sexy_and_skorty]

Why do you need one?

[slobberymongrel]

Well if I didnt change his bedding, the flat would smell like hedgehog piddle all the time.

[sexy_and_skorty]

I think you're lying.

Did you force someone to stick his hand up your ass and piss off their significant other?

[slobberymongrel]

FOR THE LAST TIME, I DIDNT FORCE ANYONE, AND MY TAILBONE WAS BROKEN!!

[loveyou_papa]

:'D Bodyguard?? C-can...Can I do that??

[slobberymongrel]

Perhaps! What are your credentials?

[loveyou_papa]

I...I'm six years old...But..but I have super strong vectors...For of them!! And vectors are like extra long arms i control with my mind that can rip through stuff and pick up stuff and just be really awesome like that!

[slobberymongrel]

Erm. You're not one of those psychotic little japanese squirts that end up being posessed by the devil, are you?

[favouredson]

Do I even want to know.

[slobberymongrel]

That's a new one.

[favouredson]

I made it just for you.

[slobberymongrel]

You'd have to actually sin for it to be legitimate, Im afraid. And you havent sinned in a very long time, have you?

[rockthefrills]

For the last time...

[rockthefrills]

I am not a showgirl.

[slobberymongrel]

OH. RIGHT. My mistake, you're a prostituter. Terribly sorry, love.

[rockthefrills]

Oh, very funny.

[slobberymongrel]

How brilliant! I have a throwing-up picturebox too!!