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[slobberymongrel]

I had to sacrifice sixteen black lambs and three lime-green parakeets just to acquire this famous portrait painter's name alone.

Obtaining both it and dark stains on my trousers that'll be a complete bitch to wash out, I was referred to a wait-list. Said wait-list is written on a piece of parchment that traverses across Europe, the tail of which

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[shieldprincess]

...at least Remus looks really cute?

[slobberymongrel]

Ive never seen him so photogenic.

[shieldprincess]

You have to admit, he makes an adorable hedgehog.

[slobberymongrel]

...Maybe. If he were human he would've had an awkward face on or something. He always ruins photos.

[tapestryblaster]

HOW ENTIRELY UNSURPRISING.

[slobberymongrel]

AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT, YOU HARPY.

[tapestryblaster]

I MEAN THAT IT IS ENTIRELY UNSURPRISING THAT YOUR CHOSEN MATE HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A FILTHY LITTLE ANIMAL AND YOUR STEPSON APPEARS TO BE MISSING HIS FOREARMS!!

DIVINE JUSTICE!!!!

[slobberymongrel]

HE'S NOT MISSING HIS FOREARMS!! HE JUST HAS AN UNFORTUNATE AWKWARD PHYSIQUE!! GKDJFNKDJKG!! AND I LOVE REMUS, PRICKERS AND ALL!!

[favouredson]

HA.

[slobberymongrel]

NOBODY ASKED YOUR OPINION, WEED.

[favouredson]

A little tense, are we? Can I help?

[slobberymongrel]

You could die in a fire. That would cheer me.

[la_mignonette]

Oh, no, he's still like that? There's got to be some way to fix things...

[slobberymongrel]

Ive tried everything! At this point I think Id rather squash him under my boot than fix him. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS PORTRAIT COST ME?

[la_mignonette]

Oh, please don't... Er, no, I don't know, but I can imagine... I'm sorry, Sirius D:

[slobberymongrel]

Yes, yes. Sorry, its all just a bit frustrating, I dont mean to ye- er, type forcefully, at you, love.

[rockthefrills]

Interesting painting.

[slobberymongrel]

Interesting cravat.

And by interesting, I mean ridiculous.