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slobberymongrel

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Nov 26, 2007 18:53

I had to sacrifice sixteen black lambs and three lime-green parakeets just to acquire this famous portrait painter's name alone.

Obtaining both it and dark stains on my trousers that'll be a complete bitch to wash out, I was referred to a wait-list. Said wait-list is written on a piece of parchment that traverses across Europe, the tail of which ( Read more... )

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bananas_an November 27 2007, 01:05:22 UTC

You look so...thrilled.

slobberymongrel November 27 2007, 01:19:05 UTC

I punched out so many purebloods for this painting. My knuckles are still throbbing. ALL FOR NOTHING. NOTHING!!

bananas_an November 27 2007, 01:22:10 UTC

Well, um, I bet some of them needed punching, right? Isn't there a certain satisfaction in that?

I don't suppose you could make it so the painter can't leave until everything's back to normal and you get the portrait you want?

slobberymongrel November 27 2007, 01:25:16 UTC

...Well. Yes. I suppose.

Im thinking about feeding him to The Plant, and then performing some on the spot necromancy when the time comes. Its the only sure way. Apparation's a tricky bastard like that.

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flaminbackstbbr November 27 2007, 01:12:34 UTC

... Fail.

slobberymongrel November 27 2007, 01:19:36 UTC

Rather.

flaminbackstbbr November 27 2007, 01:21:20 UTC

Innit about time you guys found a cure for the hedgehog thin'?

slobberymongrel November 27 2007, 01:26:34 UTC

Rodent death?

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dee_um_ee_um_el November 27 2007, 01:16:50 UTC

ooh! my brother painted it?

slobberymongrel November 27 2007, 01:19:53 UTC

Who is your brother?

dee_um_ee_um_el November 27 2007, 01:21:27 UTC

that brother in the um. thingy. picture. hugging me.

my favourite brother.

slobberymongrel November 27 2007, 01:27:24 UTC

Does he wear feathers?

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trueb1ue November 27 2007, 01:20:06 UTC

...You don't look like yourself.

slobberymongrel November 27 2007, 01:21:13 UTC

I do look quite a bit different without the tail, yes.

trueb1ue November 27 2007, 01:22:32 UTC

No... I meant. Not happy. You smile a lot.

slobberymongrel November 27 2007, 01:26:50 UTC

Yes. I am quite a joyful individual.

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lovetilmitt November 27 2007, 01:45:37 UTC

Bummer about the timing.

It could be worse!

cookoflove November 27 2007, 01:47:34 UTC

Your eeeeeeyyyyyyyeeeeees are like diamonds!!

lovetilmitt November 27 2007, 02:20:14 UTC

Hee! Thanks?

cookoflove November 27 2007, 02:21:49 UTC

Do you like chocolate pastries?

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