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[slobberymongrel]

I had to sacrifice sixteen black lambs and three lime-green parakeets just to acquire this famous portrait painter's name alone.

Obtaining both it and dark stains on my trousers that'll be a complete bitch to wash out, I was referred to a wait-list. Said wait-list is written on a piece of parchment that traverses across Europe, the tail of which

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[bustylieutenant]

Nice picture! The prickly thing looks kind of cute.

[cookoflove]

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[bustylieutenant]

...

I don't speak keysmash.

[cookoflove]

I meant to say that you are one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen!!

[prosnogger]

Sirius, you look a tad unhappy in it. This isn't going out on all the Christmas cards, is it? Not too festive.

Haha.

[slobberymongrel]

...

This is your fault.

WHERE ARE YOU.

[prosnogger]

Hehe.

Hiding?

[slobberymongrel]

You do realise I can and will end you, Moony II. I am a man on the EDGE.

[whee_go_boom]

Hm. I don't recall Remus being ...a hedgehog? And you look vaguely irritated, though I'm supposing it's about that matter.

(OOC: Argh, sorry.)

[slobberymongrel]

Its a reletively new development, actually. His being a Werehog. Hedgewolf. Creature.

[whee_go_boom]

Ah, I see. Is it not easily reversible? Or is it up to him as to how long he chooses to be a rodent?

Aside from those points, the picture isn't half-bad.

[slobberymongrel]

It was the result of a bit of a magical explosion caused by a curious Lupin-spawn. I cant even tell if he's quite sure he knows he IS a hedgehog. Sometimes he has me shrinking books to hedgehog size, but other times he's leaving little hedgehog presents on the couch. Im not sure what to make of it all, really.

Where have YOU been?

[loveyou_papa]

YOU KILLED LITTLE LAMBS?!

[slobberymongrel]

Baa, baa, black sheep, have you any- KSSSHUNKKK.

[loveyou_papa]

;_________;

H-how....how could you....

[slobberymongrel]

Well, first I bought one of those cleaver things. Its all in the wrist, really.

[watarithegreat]

It's not that bad a picture, the fact that you included the hedgehog is nice :D

[slobberymongrel]

Thats my husband.

[watarithegreat]

Ah.

...So he doesn't always look like that, then?

[slobberymongrel]

Only lately. Its less dangerous than when he's a giant, man-eating wolf, though, I suppose.