I don't understand why some people have such a hard time beating the market.  For instance, just last night I found someone willing to give me $10 TRILLION DOLLARS (cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll) for like $20.  Retirement, here I come!

I watched the first episode of Damages, and it really upset me ( Read more... )

FUCKING NARWHALS, YEAH!

I have aspirations.  I really do.  Today I added a new dream to my bucket list.  Someday I will sit down, and think REALLY HARD about what to call my function, and I'll type OALIoCtlHalInitRTC().  It'll be so freaking awesome.

You might have heard about how all the Zunes failed yesterday.  I found this: www.zuneboards.com/forums/zune-news/38143- ( Read more... )

How is everyone so stupid (not you, kind reader)?
The case for bailing out homeowners is that foreclosures have far-reaching effects. As delinquencies have skyrocketed, most of the country has suffered steep home-price declines which has helped cripple the economy. Helping some homeowners but not others may not be fair, but it's necessary to keep ( Read more... )

Man, my wife and I sure love our puppy.


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Batman has emphysema :(

So... someone stole the rims and wheels off of my car while I slept.  So I had them tow the car with no wheels (crazy, huh?), then I flew to London for a day and a half for the press event for the new maps for Call of Duty 4.  I got home in time to make it back to have my David Hasselhoff-themed 30th birthday party ( Read more... )

So tomorrow I'm supposed to move into a house with my fiance.  So, I'm sure you're asking, "I understand that you want to move, but won't that be a lot of LIFTING?"  Yes, I've thought that part through.

So, today I executed my perfectly-planned strategy to leave myself unable to walk in any meaningful way.  Now that I am as upright as say, an ( Read more... )

Here is the journal entry for Feb 13, 1985 (like the last entry, I was 6 at the time):

The Snowball Fight

At my old house their was a girl who lived on my street.  Her name was Robin.  Once me, my dad, Robin, and Ken had a snow ball fight.  The temes were Robin against the rest of us.  When we had a snowball fight she was good.  Then we started ( Read more... )