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[slowpei]

You guys.

What's this about a wereunicorn suddenly? And why the heck are you guys scared of it?

Comments

[spell_truth]

It's a local legend of the place camp's at. Apparently, a unicorn got killed by a girl's father, and then it came back to life and killed everyone. Supposedly, it still roams the woods.

[slowpei]

...Dude, that's lame. Like seriously. Whoever heard of a killer unicorn?

[spell_truth]

We did, last week.

And it's not just a killer unicorn. It's a killer zombie unicorn. Resurrected with dark magic.

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[slowpei]

A zombie unicorn? That's...

[redwhiteandhero]

It comes on the full moon to kill everyone it can find!

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[slowpei]

Fred, man, the full moon isn't--

[slowpei]

I mean--holy crap, really? You'd better watch out.

[redwhiteandhero]

It's been stealing peoples' stuff to get their scent so it can come find them in the night!

[control_on_edge]

A what?

[slowpei]

A wereunicorn, Jazzy. Fred tells me it kills people.

[control_on_edge]

That explains it.

[slowpei]

What, Fred? Yeah, he's telling me it comes out during the full moon and he's freaking out, but the full moon doesn't happen until after camp's supposed to be over.

[princesserouge]

Wereunicorn?

[slowpei]

Word has it that there's some zombie unicorn tramping around and he only comes out during the full moon or something. Alfred's freaking out about it.

[princesserouge]

Well, no one listens to Alfred. Neither should you.

[slowpei]

Nah, I don't. The full moon doesn't happen until after they get back, I checked.

[tigerinmyhand]

THERE IS NO WEREUNICORN!

[slowpei]

WELL YEAH I MEAN COME ON

A were unicorn is like the dumbest thing you can think of. It's sure got Alfred freaked out, though!

[tigerinmyhand]

He's an idiot.

[slowpei]

Well yeah but don't tell him that.