chicken.

i make post.

you enjoy.

haha.. i watch scrubs..

scrubs makes me happy..

messing with sasquatch makes me happy too.

oh yeah.. and why did they use a butterface for the new polo cologne commercial?

it mad me mad.

this is me.

mad.

You Should Drive a Ford Shelby Mustang Cobra
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You Are 100% Sexy


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holy mother of fucking fuckers!

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY BITCHESSSSS

suck it up

buy me something french!

i like to eat.
i like to eat a lot.
i like to eat a lot more than most.
i like to eat a lot more than most people my size ever should.

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OMG I NEED HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP ( Read more... )

SAT=LOVE.OMGWTFBBQKTHNXBAI.
♥

P.S. Samuel BRODERICK Simon was the subject of my essay.

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i have officially pwnd fsu.