Why don't the Lions ever win? I mean, not a lot is really wrong with the team on paper, but when it comes gametime and they actually take the field, they just can't...win...

(Super Metaphor 64)

Applying past learned lessons of moderation to drinking Guinness?

BRILLIANT!

(Disclaimer; This is not implying that I've been drinking or plan on it for another 5 years. Another metaphor.)

I've been hearing from multiple sources as of recently that some people may not like my attitude 100%. Like, I'm too cocky or something. At first it bothered me, but then I realized that everyone has character flaws, so it doesn't get to me anymore. All I have to say is this however: I work for what I get. I've paid my dues day in, day out, and ( Read more... )

4th hour hell yeah, my favorite time of day ( Read more... )

Oh Livejournal, how I miss you so. I realized that the Myspace / Facebook blog things are lame, so I decided to come back. Not to rip on people with obvious metaphors. Not to make everyone feel sorry for me. I'm back....to have a normal freaking blog ( Read more... )

I'm leaving livejournal. Forever.

I was just told that since A) I borrowed (which was put back ten minutes later) $1 from the athletic cashbox and B) I ripped on the football team during a band pep talk, that I'm a sucky leader and the military isn't for me.

Way to make a mountain out of a molehill, douchebags.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1223164069

Can you say CA CA CA CA CCCCCCCCAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOXXXXXXXXX?!?!

(Everyone needs to see this video...now)

Notre Dame - 40 to 37 over State
Nebraska - 56 to 0 over Troy
Baltimore - 15 to 14 over Cleveland

Good weekend :-D

(This one may sound similar to one I've used earlier ( Read more... )