Leave it to a damn walrus to prefer Michael Jackson to Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, there's a week down the drain.

( Private Bob. )

[After about twenty minutes of this being up, it is carefully blacked out with marker.]

Chicks, possibly guys as well. I'm seeking user reviews on a certain cat that goes by Easy Raub.

So for those in the know, what's your verdict?

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You know I dug this thing out for you, and you've not not said a thing since I found it.

What's the word?

[Backdated to late Tuesday night, about 2 a.m.]

I..well I'm god-be-damned baffled.

You know how when you can't have something it makes you want it all the more? Well, I usually don't.

You know I rode to every Blockbuster between Max Brenner's and my apartment, and not a single god damned one had The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly? Not a one ( Read more... )

( You know that heroes and legends are one and the same. )

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Name: Monica Rae Demuth
Age/Birthdate: 26. August Third.
Sexuality: Heterosexual.
Occupation: Sea Lion and Walrus Trainer at New York Aquarium. Street Racer.

Fairytale: Slue Foot Sue. [Pecos Bill]
Ability, if any: None. Though she does have an odd way with marine life, motorbikes, and cars.
Status: She hardly writes in her Compendium as she finds her ( Read more... )