seriously, stalking totally pays off. el hottie now waits for me to come into class and then he talks to me, and turns around after class and stares at me. you know what that means? i think that someone has a crush on me. ohhh and he broke up with his girlfriend the day after he walked me home.

bam mother fuckers!!!

fyi: the really hot guy that i have been stalking since the beginning of last semester (who is... really hot!!!) came up to me and talked to me. he asked me all sorts of questions about myself, my name, etc. then we parted ways... only to have him come and find me and walk me home, even though i wasnt done on campus... ohh the things you do for ( Read more... )

some times i witness loser males flirting, and all i can think is DOUCHEBOMB!!!

pretty sure my car is stuck. so i tried to parallel park it, and my car wouldnt go through the snow bank. i was like damn... im leaving. only when i went back, my car slipped on the ice and i ended up with the most beautiful parallel parking job in the world. i tried to get out, but my car wouldnt budge from this perfect park job. so i ( Read more... )

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i just got the most awesome piece of spam ever. im pretty sure it was an invitation to join a cult. but first i would have to buy instructions to set one up in "my area." i would like to point out this this was also mentioned as a money making venture ( Read more... )

hbo is brilliant. its the pbs where everyone is a subscribed member that can show scandalous material. if i hooked my tv up, i would want two channels, and that would consist of pbs and hbo.

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somethings you just have to think about logically. then you just have to forget them and think DOUCHE!!!!

if i would discribe the majority of the hot men in this world,it could be done in the following word: jewish.