today i started a new facebook group. its called drunken facebook: WHOA!!! and i made it while i was drunk and pissed about my bike. i think everyone should join cause its by far one of the best facebook groups out there. it all began when i was trying to find the csi or miami vice group, but i couldnt figure out how to search for them. so ( Read more... )

someone stole my bike last nite. from my yard. where it was locked to my deck. at first i was ok with it. now i get more and more un-ok with it. if i ever find you, bastard that stold my bike, ill kill you. seriously kill you!!

also i had the cutest bike i have ever seen. it was a 1950's cruiser with shocks. and a basket. and it was red.

today i went to my coffee shop where frank, this old dude that freaks out alot of people but is actually really nice, began asking me why i never wear earrings. im responded by saying that ( Read more... )

carlson sucks. except for the fact that there is free printing and free newspapers. thats the only reason why im here. when ben went off on creative writing the other day, he should have gone off on the douchiness of carlson. the people that arent douches look like douches, and the people that dont look like douches/are douches are in denial of ( Read more... )

after thinking a few min ( Read more... )

guy i dont know (gidk): so whos going to be here all night ( Read more... )

ryan: so what happened ( Read more... )

sunday morning, church morning. sam, ryan, and i went to church at St. Clements today. after the homily (about how your going to hell if you have an extramarrital affair) they swore in the new officers of the rosary guild. first off let me tell you the rosary guild consists of about 50 of the cutest old women you have ever seen in you life. ( Read more... )

i was supposed to meet my group today at ten. ended up there at about 11:30, not showered, in all my clothes from yesterday (including underware) looking like a scrub. i was so hungry i went and purchased the "big grab" of potato chips. let me tell you something... not big enough... anyways our amp finally is working perfectly, and instead of ( Read more... )

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