TODAY I HAD A ZIT ON MY SCROTUM
A BIG ONE
IVE NEVER HAD ONE THERE BEFORE AND I THOUGHT MAYBE I HAD CANCER
BUT IT POPPED AND A LOT OF PUS CAME OUT
THEN BLOOD
MY BALLS ARE BLEEDING AND THEY HURT
GOD PLEASE KILL ME

LOOK I MADE IT INTO THE PAPER!!!
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I GOT ABDUCTED BY ALIENS LAST NIGHT AND THEY STUCK A GAMEBOY UP MY BUTT OR SOMETHING
IT BEEPS ALOT AND IT WONT SHUT UP
I THINK THE MUSIC IS FROM SUPER MARIO LAND

MY FAVORITE TYPE OF SLUG IS LIMAX MAXIMUS
THATS WHAT ITS CALLED IN LATIN OR MAYBE IT WAS PORTUGESE I FORGET
ANYWAY I LIKE IT AND THATS WHAT MY BACKGROUND IS

I LIKE THIS MUSIC ALOT
http://dickcream.com/h/04/0811/
IT IS THE BEST
I HAVE A BONER

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