The world is ending Wednesday.

It was nice knowing you all.

http://www.violentacres.com/archives/59/two-phrases-that-destroyed-american-culture?1

choirs of carolling children are a violation of my civil rights. please don't shove your religious propaganda down my throat, i've already invested enough time and money shopping for presents without having to deal with a hundred snot-nosed brats screaming about jesus at the top of their lungs at my work ( Read more... )

everything is fine. nothing is unusual.

I'm at the top of the food chain
and don't you fucking forget it

i've been successfully pierced
given darvocet
and sent home
which is where i am now.
im sore.
but glad im still alive.

...The Blob!

That is all.
Nothing to see here.
Please move along.

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current street name ( Read more... )

That I'm sick? That's the report from the doctor. Apparently my blood work came back with elevated ALT - a liver enzyme - that might indicate anything from fatty liver (where I'm storing too much cholesterol for whatever reason - though the cholesterol tests came back below normal so that seems sort of unlikely) to cysts, cirrhosis or cancer ( Read more... )