slytherinslut has shuffled off the mortal coil, or at least this journal has.

I won't be updating anymore, so for anyone who still has this on their friend's list, you would do well to remove it.

All good things.... etc.

You'll have to excuse the incoherence of this entry. My mind feels a little scrambled, and what I'm typing is liable to end up a jumbled alphabet-soup of letters, if I'm not careful ( Read more... )

"In the beginning, God made the Earth, and he saw that it was good. During a light lunch, God stabbed himself 14 times with his fork, thus realising that he couldn't see a damn thing. Therefore, on the first day, God made light, and he saw that it was good. After a small argument with the electricity supplier over the bill, God was disconnected. ( Read more... )

Warning: I have waited my whole life to be able to say what I want to say now, so this is going to be lengthy. There will be no LJ-Cut. There will be no barriers. Not now.To begin... I very rarely get angry. I am not an apathetic individual by far, but as an emotion, it touches me very little. Furthermore, I never get angry to a stage where it ( Read more... )

Questions from alabastard

Sorry I didn't get round to this sooner. I blame life. It started happening again when I wasn't paying attention.

1. What is your most unusual and strangest talent?Hmmm. I suppose what's unusual to one person could be normal to another, so I suspect I shall have to delve into the realms of the embarrassing and hope it will suffice ( Read more... )

*Fanfare*

Soon. Coming to a computer screen near you.....

THE slytherinslut LIVE JOURNAL AWARDS 2003!"

The president of these awards is pleased and excited to announce that the slytherinslut LiveJournal Awards 2003, will be the most anticipated event of the year so far. Stars from all over the country (*) are expected to attend, and rumours are rife that several A-list ( Read more... )

I'm venting. Ignore me.

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