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[sm0t]

I need to stop telling business men who I'm introduced to that I studied economics in college. They invariably ask me questions like

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[hulagalinthesky]

So what is the bast economics college in the USofA?

[sm0t]

That would be the Univarsity of Chicago

[hulagalinthesky]

I guess they don't teach economics students spelling at the Univarsity of Chicago.

[sm0t]

This iz teh intarnet. Spelink iz opshunal.

[napalmmk9]

Hey Sm0t: Since you were kind enough to hook me up with the paid account, can I interest you in the one-and-only gmail invite I got?

[sm0t]

Yeah man, I'd love that! Thanks!

Email me at whitezombi@hotmail.com

[napalmmk9]

Done. I have to warn you, though, you're too late for the really good ones. I was a little annoyed that abcdef@gmail.com was taken already, so I had to settle for geemaledotcom [at] gmail [dot] com.

Still doesn't beat the best e-mail I ever heard, though: stare@mysweatyballs.com

[hulagalinthesky]

Oh, that's an address one could give to their mum.

[pontifexofpunk]

My personal fun:

Four years of college...
Enough cases of beer/bottles of liquor had I recycled, I could be rich...
Hours of Counter-Strike and MMO's...
and came out of there doing nothing with a 3.4 GPA.

Realizing you are better in the field of IT than your instructors does kinda limit the ammount you pay attention. In fact, I was convinced I'd be dumber if I listened to them. I was right. Those that listened fucked up. I, on the other hand, played games while in class and got a good GPA.

Fuck college. Though, I liked UChicago. Shoulda went there.

[sm0t]

yeah you should, would have been fun. They have a good CS (computer science, not Counter Strike)course too.

[katryxx]

I'm sorta starting to feel the same way. *sigh*

[sm0t]

Does anyone actually remember anything from college? If at least they had taught me something I'd actually use inthe real world, maybe I would have paid more attention!

[hulagalinthesky]

I remember college: drugs, booze and sex. Was there something else I was supposed to get out of it?

[sm0t]

Short answer: no
Long answer: no

[alarmed]

Dude, I'll give you three fives for a twenty.

[sm0t]

How 'bout I give you two black eyes for a ten.

[alarmed]

I'll give you a Hot Carl for a fifty

[sm0t]

Make that forty and you have yourself a deal.