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[sm0t]

The building next to my work is some sort of direct mailing depot. Every lunchtime, I go outside to find a gaggle of pretty Eastern European chicks sitting outside, smoking cigarettes and chatting in Slovakian (or something). Obviously the depot boss hires them as both cheap labor and as eye candy. Smart man indeed

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[sm0t]

Oh man, I started talking to this cute blonde Czech girl last night. She almost wet her panties when I told her that a certain DJ was playing at this club on Friday night so we're going to go together. How prophetic was this post?

[ex_nada_o_ni545]

Filipinas are cheaper on mail order and speak better English.

[sm0t]

Listen, stop trying to pimp YOUR catalog on my site.

Besides, who needs their bride to speak English? Who needs them to even speak? Huh?!

[alarmed]

I'll order two #36C combo meals.

[sm0t]

Would you like to Supersize that?