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[sm0t]

Nobody takes me seriously. Case in point.I despise talking about serious topics as they tend to depress me. I will at all costs avoid any conversations revolving around politics, work, academics, the economy, religion and beauty products. It’s not that I’m ignorant about these topics (especially beauty products), it’s just that I’d rather get

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[punkthis]

all right, you get the much shorter version of what I wnated to say. i spilled this jug sized cup of vodka and cranberry juice on my keyboard and all the buttons are fucked, so this comment kept highlighting and deleting itself. sadface. more sadface.
anyway. your journal is kinda like how i was with ithinkyousuck's journal. i'd start laughing before i read anything the guy wrote 'cause i expected it to be funny. i think he posted something about reagan dying, and i laughed at that too.
you saying something unfunny would be like jim carey acting in a dramatic role. i think the audience would laugh if he was playing a crippled retard.
luckily, the most serious thing i have to deal with/write about is my vibrator running out of batteries. and anything i have to say that isn't remotely stupid/goofy, i have to put elsewhere.

[sm0t]

You mean Jim Carey doesn't usually play a crippled retard?

I'm flattered that you compare me to ithinkyousuck, he's probably one of the funniest people on LJ. After you that is. You crack me up every damn time.

[cakefight]

me, I don't do that serious thinky thinky talk. dicks asses titties and cooze.

[sm0t]

cooze... now THAT'S a word I don't hear very often. I find it even more vulgar than cunt, which is why I need to start using it more.

[alarmed]

dude... no matter what you say I'll still respect you in the morning

[sm0t]

Even after you gave me that dirty sanchez?

[alarmed]

Well, I was slightly mad that you made me give it to you, without so much as thinking of wether or not I'd want one.
But, I still respect you

[ashcanprobably]

What may seem like a mistake in the placing of comments was actually done purposely. I rant a good one, but I'm no punk bitchin'.

Communities that I chanced upon, you had just cracked a joke in them and vanished. I've seen you around through this or that LJ personality, realized you, but never bothered to address you. You're hot to add, my friend, and I've got references.

[bf9k]

What language is this?

[sm0t]

It's not EngRish, so you wouldn't understand.

[ex_nada_o_ni545]

I thought you talked with Pinoys frequently..?