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[sm0t]

What Would The Jesus Flies Do

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[pontifexofpunk]

For some ungodly reason, there are always sewer gnats (they're actually a small moth...) in my shower every morning. I consider it a game of whack-a-mole to have a little fun with squishing these bugs that obviously have no chance to survive.

[sm0t]

They must be the same things I have in my shower. Except mine are imbued with the Holy Spirit.

[pontifexofpunk]

If they look almost triangular, then they're probably the same things.

No matter what, they always come back... I don't know how they spawn so fast, nor do I know how they manage to avoid the spider population in my basement, but they are still no match for my fist. Heh.

[loachie]

That is hilarious. And you should feel honored to have your shower as the chosen place for this holy occurence.

[sm0t]

I suppose they are better than the Shit Flies of Golgotha...

[mr_sarcastic]

And Saint Sm0t raised the bug spray up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy bug spray, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...

[sm0t]

The blessed bug spray of antioch. And I shall count to three...

[chiaaysa]

Perhaps they are zombies. Zombie insect Jesuses. (Jesii?)

[sm0t]

The ZIJ are a fearsome race indeed.

[nemenik]

Have you ever considered that these flies might be a good thing?

Me neither.

[sm0t]

I think the meek should inherit the Earth. Then we can kick their ass and take it from them.