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[sm0t]

I love coming home drunk at 11:30 on a Thursday night to find my housemates drinking whisky on the rocks

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[pontifexofpunk]

I also love waking up the next morning drunker than I was the night before, courtesy of pounding 3 shots right before passing out on my bedroom floor, fully clothed with the lights still on.

Heh heh heh... I remember doing that so many times... Really fun when you wake up, look outside, notice it's dark, and be completely unsure of what day it actually is.

And good luck on your never ending quest for exotic poon.

[sm0t]

It took me about 20 minutes to peel myself off the floor. I felt like Iraq had dumped its entire sand mass on my back.

[hulagalinthesky]

You might want to wait and meet with Lebanese woman next week when you don't have the stench of stale drink on your breath.

Some women may that hot (?), but she sounds a little more sophisticated than that.

[sm0t]

Nonsense, my breath smells great, I flossed.

[hulagalinthesky]

Yeah, flossing takes care of the alcohol seeping through your pores!
You're silly.

[sm0t]

I don't think the beer I had at lunch is helping much either.

[ex_nada_o_ni545]

Five bucks says she's a tranny.

[sm0t]

She did have a beautifully shaped adam's apple...

[ex_nada_o_ni545]

Did you take a good look at the bulge in her pants?

[sm0t]

What do you think I was staring at for 20 minutes?

[girl_bot]

middle eastern women are beautiful. my grandpop was usually assigned to be a photographer in the middle east and he said that they were beautiful like angels.

[sm0t]

Tell me about it. There's a good reason Middle Eastern men make them wear veils.

[hulagalinthesky]

You suck for that comment, friend.

[sm0t]

I never said it was right. I just said that's why they do it.

Are you kidding me? Why the hell would I want them to wear veils?! Then I can't look at them!

Oh yeah, and personal freedoms and stuff.

[alarmed]

You keep doing all these weirdos from other countries.

[sm0t]

You're still my all-American sweetheart.