You can tell I’m seriously lacking sleep when…

[sm0t]

I almost walked out of the locker room in my boxers yesterday. I was all tired and spaced out when getting changed that I didn’t even realize I hadn’t put my shorts on. I was about to leave the locker room when someone coming in gave me a really funny stare. I looked down to see I was only in my skivvies and almost froze. Not wanting to look like a

Comments

[hulagalinthesky]

You are so smooth.

[sm0t]

Mili Vanili smooth.

[hulagalinthesky]

Very impressive.

[cyns]

Oh uncle sm0t, the way you make me feel alive again.

I've donned you upon my friends list.

[alarmed]

best icon ever

[sm0t]

You just wish you were Kirby.

[sm0t]

cool.

[alarmed]

nice sm0t... sure... I really believe you "accidentally" fell over

Kinda like that one time you "accidentally" had a gopher up your ass?
Or how about when you "mistakenly" made out with a dude, when he clearly had a beard.

[sm0t]

Stfu, someone told me gophers liked tunnels so I was just trying to make it happy.

It wasn't a dude, it was the Bearded Lady. Why would she be called 'Lady' if she wasn't female?

Dumbass.

[sm0t]

Sure!