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I am now truly free to let it all out. I can run around the room without tethers. For just 99 bucks, I can finally let my inner dork out for the world to see (and trust me, it's the biggest dork you ever saw). I just bought myself a wireless kit for my bass. My new hovel is a little...cozy, so I had my bass amp smashed up against the ( Read more... )

The Surreal Life 6: Sherman Helmsley, C.C. DeVille, Tawny Kitaen, Alexis Arquette (in drag, apparently), the lead singer of Smash Mouth, and Florence Henderson. Dammit, I was hoping to avoid being sucked into a reality series, but this will be a train wreck I can't miss.

OK, off to see the Pietasters with cjliotta.

Does anyone else find it hilarious that Um-omigod-Britney and duuuh-Kevin named their progeny PrestonI can see Young Preston Spears Federline in about 50 years. "Yes, Mother, I can see you did it again. I'll get you another Depends. And for God's sake! Stop singing that song! ...Dad! What are you doing? Stop all that hobbling around. You'll ( Read more... )

So, I spent two hours Sunday with my legs wrapped around a rib cage and all I have to show for it is a sore ass and a funny walk. Went horseback riding with (I said WITH...not ON! Perverts!) the Moe's Mo's. Mind you, the last time I was on a horse I was 24 years younger, 1-1/2 feet shorter, and 1/3 my current weight. cakeinoz's mother taught me ( Read more... )

I couldn't sleep, so I thought it best to fire up the computer and pour off a little of the rant that has been brewing these last two hours.

The next stop on on my anti-social hatemongering ride is a bit more light-hearted. Today's target: Rachael Ray. I don't hate her, really, but I do enjoy taking shots at her. In the immortal words of a ( Read more... )

Surprisingly, this is from the Washington Whore Post, who is always loathe to say anything negative about Dear Leader.Behind the scenes, a power struggle emerged, as federal officials tried to wrest authority from Louisiana Gov. Kathleen Babineaux Blanco (D). Shortly before midnight Friday, the Bush administration sent her a proposed legal ( Read more... )

I just got home from work. I managed to dump not one, but TWO drinks on the floor of the passenger side of my car: This mornings' green tea and this evening's large iced tea. Hopefully my floormat is caffeinated enough to clean itself.

Pouring myself a shot of Grey Goose as we speak.

Not so much fun to be around.

Just thought I'd share.

Live, from the J. Fenimore Cooper rest stop of the New Jersey Turnpike...

The Random Question Meme!

An array of completely random questions about my friends!
What is the most insightful thing you have heard gaycrow say?Geez, where do I start?What is clickboo's favorite movie?Don't know if I could repeat the title among polite company.cheese4me is in a maze of twisty ( Read more... )

Just saw The Aristocrats with itsabouttimedc. I won't say too much about the movie because I don't want to give it away. But I will say this: I love me some George Carlin, but I love him from a distance. Close-ups of George Carlin are just not necessary.