a little before christmas i helped my mom clean some houses (that is my moms job, guys) and one of the houses belonged to a man named barry fink. maybe i already told you this story, but barry fink is a very overweight man, maybe in his early fifties, and he lives in a small townhome in pikesville all by himself. in his house he has two bedrooms, a ( Read more... )

have you guys seen that guy who wanders around charles village at night and chants things like "GOIN TO THE CIRCUS, GOIN TO THE CIRCUS, GOIN TO THE CIRCUS" really slowly and also sometimes he says "MARYLAND AVENUE, NUMBER ELEVEN LINE, MARYLAND AVENUE, NUMBER ELEVEN LINE" when he is close to maryland avenue?

( whats his deal? )

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED:

+ crystal growing
+ choco boy
+ around the world in 80 days

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THINGS TO DO BEFORE DEATH
[note: ammendments are frequent.]

1. swim in all the oceans (or at least get my feet wet).
a) atlantic ocean
b) antarctic ocean
c) indian ocean
d) arctic ocean
e) pacific ocean2. ride in a hot air balloon ( Read more... )

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