'Gays to Flood Poland' is Now 'EuroPride Divides Poland'

OH MY GOD WHY IS IT ALWAYS ABOUT ME GETTING INVADED?? OR DIVIDED OR PARTITIONED OR WHATEVER

I DO OTHER STUFF TOO YOU KNOW

lots of stuff!!

No gay stuff tho

Now that we have all recovered from our...festivities (all of us except Amerika, whom is to my understanding locked in his room and refusing to come out until his senate agrees on something) it is time for us to do this again. I expect us to remember how this was done last year and I expect us to do this correctly. NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONs, we must ( Read more... )

It was a matter of time.

Under these economic pressures certain costs must be considered, and no America I will not accept lobbies, lawsuits, or sobbing midnight messages on my mobile.

And no, your "Mr. Tony" does not have a voice in this matter.

Well heck I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Kids' education is important, right?!

And I have LOTS of experience with educating kids!

...ah.

Well.

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My, America. One might think they're bitter. Perhaps you should have listened to Franklin, after all.

Starting 'em a little young, are we, West?

Sheesh! Bad enough you've gotta import your fricken' paramours. I thought I raised you better than that.

YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING OVER THERE?

YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?

NO ONE OUTDOES AMERICA.

And I'm not just doing this to whine about stuff! When I strip down, it's in the name of ARTISTIC FRIGGIN' EXPRESSION, you HAIRY OLD FART.

'Ow 'orrible ze times are! Zat so many of my people 'ave been cornered in protest to not so much march in ze streets, wis ze fire and justice in zeir voices, but to be stripped down to zeir flesh, naked as zey were born under God!A curse! A disgrace! Naked under all to see all to save their livelihoods, rich muscular workers at zat, posed under ( Read more... )

...Britannien, I am...in some ways quite pleased with this development.

But I must insist that you keep your drunken shenanigans to a minimum at odd hours so as to not disturb the locals.

And also that you wear pants at all times.

--AND ALSO THAT YOU DO NOT STEAL MY SIGN AGAIN!