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"and the day came when the risk it took to remain in the bud became greater than the risk it took to blossom."

~Anais Nin

NEW RULES for 2006 by George Carlin

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for
classmates.com! There's a reason you don't
talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't
particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn.

New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out ( Read more... )

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and wear this...

http://cgi.ebay.com/CONDOM-ENCRUSTED-BRA-TEDDY-FOR-VALENTINES-DAY_W0QQitemZ5657843776QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

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The year has come to an end and ( Read more... )

Is there a war on Christmas?

Let’s start with how Christmas ( Read more... )

I'm FINISHED! sayonara Fall 2005 semester!!! I took my last final lastnight!
Only a shitload more ahead of me! I need a beer, or a shot of tequila...or
12!
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Stability |||||||||||||||| 63% Orderliness |||| 20% Accommodation |||||||||||| 43% Interdependence |||||| 30% Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76% Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63% Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Religious |||||||||||||||||| 76% ( Read more... )