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"A Man Said to the Universe", Stephen Crane
A man said to the universe:
"Sir, I exist!"
"However," replied the universe,
"The fact has not created in me
A sense of obligation." -
Obviously
I have given up on my 31 links. I have them all, tucked away, ready to be posted with witticisms. Only I lost enthusiasm. That happens a lot, with me. I've never really kept a journal successfully. This is the closest I've come. I don't mind, I don't have illusions that I will one day be famous and people will want to read my secret thoughts.
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Are you afraid of the dark?
http://www.phobialist.com
Do you scream a silent scream of terror at the sight of a pickle? I hope not. Pickles are tasty.
I have, I think, sufficiently described my own irrational fear- Selachophobia. Sharks are horrible, beady eyed monsters, and there is not a damned thing you can say to convince me otherwise. They will EAT YOU if you let them. ( Read more... ) -
Paper cuts are AWFUL
http://www.ravensblight.com/papertoys.html
I have one on my finger, RIGHT NOW. Oh yes, there was even BLEEDING. Once you're done fainting from all that talk of BLOOD, you can make yourself a zombie horde to shamble along after your annoying cow-irkers. -
This theme contuinually frightens me, no matter the medium it is presented in.
"Ruin and Beauty"
Patricia Young
It's so quiet now the children have decided to stop
being born. We raise our cups in an empty room.
In this light, the curtains are transparent as gauze.
Through the open window we hear nothing--
no airplane, lawn mower, no siren
speeding its white pain through the city's traffic.
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For REALS, though.
http://www.jamesgunn.com/2007/09/26/retouched-pageant-photos/
Ok, no seriously. This shit is ACTUALLY scary. REALLY SCARY. I am not making light. I am not making jokes. This is creepy as all get out. Maybe don't click on it at work, or if your kids are looking. DUDE. -
Bunnies don't need to sparkle, teenagers like them anyway.
You know what's creepy? Fucking Bunnicula. Many of my friends have rabbits LIVING WITH THEM. In their HOMES. Bunnies are freaking dangerous, man. You can tell, what with the sitting really still and the staring and the sharp teeth. My friend's sister had a bunny. He only humped ME. He could tell I KNEW, and he was trying to win me over.
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They can eviscerate me, but only if they look like Jude Law.
Robots! Kapow!
Sure, robots are sweet and will vaccum your floors happily until you come home… but what about the eeeevil robots, those masterminds of metal?
Daleks don’t count. They’re Cyborgs. Suck it up.
http://www.life.com/image/3209487/in-gallery/25341/robots-the-good-the-bad-the-ugly
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I really do not want to stick around haunting cameras after I am dead. Universe, please take note.
Jim Morrison is apparently haunting his own grave. What? Pictures don't lie, man.
http://www.spinner.com/2009/10/12/researchers-say-photo-of-jim-morrisons-ghost-is-real/
A friend of mine pointed me to these ghostly images- can you guess which one freaked him out the most?
http://paranormal.about.com/od/ghostphotos/ig/Best-Ghost-Photos/
A little ( Read more... )
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