...Pinoccio will never be a real boy. The only way to make a kid is to pork! And I'll damned if that isn't what happened. Hooray for porkin'.

~Smash
(look at earlier posts if you don't understand this)

For all the times I never messed up ( Read more... )

Me ( Read more... )

I have never connected with a character in a movie as much as I did tonight. "Punch-Drunk Love" has to be one of the most increadible films I have ever seen. The main character Barry Eagan is a complete FREAK, and he is me (with a bit less self-control of course). I would totally be just like that if I didn't think about things before I did them. ( Read more... )

ok, so I just trid to post this but, some shit happend and it didnt go through. so I'm trying to get this as close as it was to before ( Read more... )

So there's this guy named Jeppetto. Jeppetto has wanted a son for a really long time. There's a traditional method to sloving this problem, pork. But his wife and him just aren't haveing any luck. She's kinda fat and, well, he can never really get her off. Knowing that just really depresses a guy. So the porkin' just isn't very fun for poor ( Read more... )

.....is useless ( Read more... )

I don't know really what I want to say. I love Halloween. Well, the actual holiday isn't much unless you're a kid, and I'm not, well, not on the outside. And I don't even think I'm doing anything tonight. What I guess I really like is the whole atmosphere around this time. I just like the change of seasons, and I love haunted houses, and costume ( Read more... )

...and my self reminds me of him right now ( Read more... )

I love Autumn. I drove a lot today. Autumn made it ok ( Read more... )