[One fem!Marth, walking aimlessly and muttering to herself, possibly scarred from her conversation with a certain penguin King of the puffballs.]

i'm a pretty princess i'm a pretty princess i'm a pretty princess

[She's... a bit out of it. Come and confuse her more, y/n?]

[ooc: all you not in chat losers get in chat this instant.]

*had fallen asleep the previous night in his nice comfy bed, and is now walking around, looking around the place ( Read more... )

*Lands flat on face*

Oww, oww. Oww.

...

W-wait a minute! Where am I?

*Notes doubles of Ganondorf, Marth and Pichu walking around*

What IS this place, Tael? ... Tael? Tael? Tatl?

...

Wh-where did you go?

((OOC: okay, this is my first time here... tell me if i do something wrong, kay?))

Gaaaooo...

[the ultimate chimera is pacing around, strangely not in the area he's usually in

approach y/n]

Hey kids, hey kids.
Where's my goshdamn goggles? I'm pissed off and my happiness is at 0.

Do I need to zap someone silly? I'd hurt you more than I would myself. >:O

So for the love of Mt. Moon...

FIND ME SOME DAMN GOGGLES.

((OOC: Kimi here. I just had to put a weird twist on this one...))

Pi- pichu?!
[[Trans: Wh-what is this place?]]

((OOC: oh hay guys, I'm back. :D Pichu/Palkia/Kyogre/former Fox-mun reporting in~

ETA: Off to work now; will respond to tags once I get back~ ♥))

Okay, first thing I see when I wake up in the morning is not my bedroom.  Did those arcade punks pick me up and drop me off somewhere?

Do I have to SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH a bitch?

(ooc: uh, yeah, get your censors ready, this Ness is somewhat...vulgar.  Like he's from some sort of mean big city.

Like Chicago.  This is uh, Celice/Silver-mun here, I've had ( Read more... )

(ooc: Somebody out there saw this coming, I know it.

Also, for those of you who were around the last time, this is Ashley/Lopunny/(various others)-mun. And holy crap there are people posting.)

After what felt like eternity wandering twilight, something had beckoned Ganondorf back into the realm of light- a realm of life. He could feel his fingers, and he could walk again. Really, it was only a matter of time. With a grin of malice, he clenched his right fist and brought it eye level. Sure enough, the triforce began to pulse brilliantly ( Read more... )

*some dude in white armor is hanging on a tree*

I, Prince Leaf, have conquered this throne in the name of Waffles Lenster!! *dramatic Castle music followed by record scratch*

...

WTH HALP I'M STUCK ON A TREE!!!