so the other day, adm was practicing magic tricks in our lair. "pick a card" he said to me, with an invisible deck. i pretend to pull a card for the trick. in my head i am thinking of the three of diamonds. we finish the trick, yada yada yada ( Read more... )

i know that we're not supposed to be happy, really, about income taxes, but i just found out that i am getting every cent of the money that i payed in to the federal government back. i do not know how exactly this happened, however... i have won!!! take that bush regime...

last night i slept for a lifetime... 5:30 at night until 9:00 in the morning. just thinking about that much sleep is making me not want to sleep for the next five days. now that it is night again, i am watching the full(?) moon rise over the detroit cityscape. it is electric. the sun setting and the moon rising on a very productive day. my back ( Read more... )

who has two thumbs and can slug down jack like what on her birthday? this gal.

yesterday was ash wednesday. i'm not religious at all, but i was born on ash wednesday. and my name is ash. my mom says that it isn't on purpose, but how else could it be explained??? before ash wednesday is fat tuesday. and man o man, am i relating to fat tuesday. i have just been gorging myself lately. eating and drinking for hours on end. and ( Read more... )

the past twenty hours have been quite an experience. let me break it down for you ( Read more... )

i have been on a steady diet of sauerkraut lately and it is wicked sweet. at least twice a day i eat the stuff. it must be because i am living in a polish community... sauerkraut seems polish to me. maybe its german. all i know is it is delicious ( Read more... )

cool as ice... so i finally saw this gem of a film yesterday. it was totally awesome, i just wish that the ninja turtles would have made a cameo appearance just as vanilla ice did in their movie. i guess you can't always get what you want, though. i'm about to have john give me the half head brick shave ala ice in the movie. it is a wicked sweet ( Read more... )

i was just looking through some pictures of the bike trip of a kid i've met traveling. wow. it is totally amazing how much he loves roadkill. and i mean loves. throughout the album, he and his roaddawg each had skinned and tanned a deer. not to meantion the gophers, squirrels, geese, etc. that they all proudly held up for the camera. it makes me ( Read more... )

oh man oh man. i just got some possibly life changing (sort of) news. a possible job in south carolina. a friend's shop is looking for a female piercer, and that's exactly what i am. so i guess that i'm going to be leaving the mitten sooner rather than later. sad but not so sad. will i be able to totally give up the road, though? ooof. i'm pulling ( Read more... )