Hey there, LiveJournal, it's been a while! Well, this isn't a return to frequent posting, but if there's anyone out there still reading this thing, I want to let you all know that my zombie movie, The Uninfected is done shooting and is being edited as we speak. We hope to have it done around October 1st. I think this movie is gonna be awesome, ( Read more... )

I watched the candidates for Vice President debating last night. Sarah Palin said the credit problem was caused by predatory lending. In other words, the evil banks made loans to people who didn't have good credit ( Read more... )

God Hates Shrimp

Wednesday, June 25: Silverghost, the Sapiens and the RiktersThat would be me they're talking about. What's wrong with people at concerts these days? I didn't go to a lot of concerts in high school, and when I did they were typically some friend's garage punk band. The music was terrible but people went nuts on those dance floors. Now I go to a ( Read more... )

Let's play a game, everyone. There's a website called youvebeenleftbehind.org. Carefully note its title. Now, before you follow the link and see it for yourself, I'm going to tell you exactly the service that is offered by this website, and then all of you are going to try to guess its purpose before following the lj cut below ( Read more... )

I was almost in Sarah Mitteldorf's Irish dance recital this Saturday.  (By the way, that's like the final stroke in the painting of my awesomeness.  I've always thought that I was capable of being good at anything.  And although I'm not actually gonna be in it, because the guy who wasn't going to be able to make it actually is going to be able to, ( Read more... )

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Thanks Mr. Hipster Record Store Clerk
Free BLOW!! Oh man, why couldn't this have happened near me?
Me Cashier... You Customer!
RE: BJ and cheating? Damn straight.
Dear Star Wars ex-boyfriend, my vag is sore Oh snap!
Just fucking fuck me, already
Dear Computer Science Professor This pretty much happened to my thesis advisor.
To the girl who stole ( Read more... )

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I hate the stench of coffee on your breath ( Read more... )